I do Twitter.
But please don’t follow me.
Could this be a come back? Please tell me that my blog is worth reading. HAHA
NOT!
A smoker was smoking at the airport.
The gentleman came and asked him: “How much do you smoke a day?”
The Smoker: “Why?”
Gentleman: “If you had collected the money instead of smoking, the plane which is in front of you, would have been yours!”
The Smoker: “Do you smoke?”
Gentleman: “NO!”
The Smoker: “Is that plane yours?”
Gentleman: “No.”
The Smoker: “Thanks for your advice, but that plane is mine.”
Lesson: Wala. Huwag ka lang epal.
Hindi pa nagagawa ang tatalo sa iPhone. Period.
At ikaw naman, para kang iPhone, tunay na pa-hard to get.
There’s this girl (this girl)
The one and only wonder of this world (my world)
And it don’t matter if the road gets rough
If me rich or poor
She stay down with me if me go to war
Love you cause you are
Every single star
In the constellation that’s a light in my heart
Specially from Jah
Therefore you are, yes
Girl you got more presence than a hundred Santa Clauses
And I know (I know)
We’ll stand together when the world falls down (falls down)
And I Know (I know)
That our forever gonna start right now (right now)
There’s this girl (this girl)
The one and only wonder of this world (my world)
And it don’t matter if the road gets rough
If me rich or poor
She stay down with me if me go to war
There’s this girl (this girl)
The one and only wonder of this world (my world)
And it don’t matter if the road gets rough
If me rich or poor
She stay down with me til me hit the floor
These are hardest times
Loves so hard to find
Blessed is the man who has a woman at his side
This that I’ll do right
Never do me wrong
If ya ever missing me just listen to this song
And you know (you know)
We’ll get together when the sun goes down (goes down)
And I know (I know)
Still be together when it comes back round (back round)
There’s this girl (this girl)
The one and only wonder of this world (my world)
And it don’t matter if the road gets rough
If me rich or poor
She stay down with me if me go to war
There’s this girl (this girl)
The one and only wonder of this world (my world)
And it don’t matter if the road gets rough
If me rich or poor
She stay down with me til me hit the floor
I say she stay down with me if me go to war
I say she stay down with me til me hit the floor
Hataw! Good Morning! :)
This got me dancing at 5:45PM.
Oh good night to me! :)
I never let my cock think for myself.
(via thejerkwhoreads)