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One hell of a ride.

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I guess I would have to revive my Tumblr blogs.

Could this be a come back? Please tell me that my blog is worth reading. HAHA

NOT!

1 year ago

November 11, 2010
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The Smoker and the Gentleman

A smoker was smoking at the airport.

The gentleman came and asked him: “How much do you smoke a day?”

The Smoker: “Why?”

Gentleman: “If you had collected the money instead of smoking, the plane which is in front of you, would have been yours!”

The Smoker: “Do you smoke?”

Gentleman: “NO!”

The Smoker: “Is that plane yours?”

Gentleman: “No.”

The Smoker: “Thanks for your advice, but that plane is mine.”

Lesson: Wala. Huwag ka lang epal.

1 year ago

October 15, 2010
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I’m praying hard for iPhone

Hindi pa nagagawa ang tatalo sa iPhone. Period.

At ikaw naman, para kang iPhone, tunay na pa-hard to get.

1 year ago

October 15, 2010
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Whenever I see your smiling face

I have to smile myself

because…

I love you.

1 year ago

October 14, 2010
link I do Twitter.

But please don’t follow me.

1 year ago

October 14, 2010
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Someone must be giving my life a blowjob. It gets hard day by day.

1 year ago

October 10, 2010
photo Juma-jabawockeez.

Juma-jabawockeez.

1 year ago

October 4, 2010
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Ang tunay na lalaki, matagal mag reply.

(Source: plaridel)

1 year ago

October 4, 2010
reblogged via plaridel
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yourboytoi asked: Do you talk to yourself?

Oh yes I do.

A lot.

1 year ago

September 27, 2010
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Plays: 31

There’s this girl (this girl) 
The one and only wonder of this world (my world) 
And it don’t matter if the road gets rough 
If me rich or poor 
She stay down with me if me go to war 

Love you cause you are 
Every single star 
In the constellation that’s a light in my heart 
Specially from Jah 
Therefore you are, yes 
Girl you got more presence than a hundred Santa Clauses 
And I know (I know) 
We’ll stand together when the world falls down (falls down) 
And I Know (I know) 
That our forever gonna start right now (right now) 

There’s this girl (this girl) 
The one and only wonder of this world (my world) 
And it don’t matter if the road gets rough 
If me rich or poor 
She stay down with me if me go to war 

There’s this girl (this girl) 
The one and only wonder of this world (my world) 
And it don’t matter if the road gets rough 
If me rich or poor 
She stay down with me til me hit the floor 

These are hardest times 
Loves so hard to find 
Blessed is the man who has a woman at his side 
This that I’ll do right 
Never do me wrong 
If ya ever missing me just listen to this song 
And you know (you know) 
We’ll get together when the sun goes down (goes down) 
And I know (I know) 
Still be together when it comes back round (back round) 

There’s this girl (this girl) 
The one and only wonder of this world (my world) 
And it don’t matter if the road gets rough 
If me rich or poor 
She stay down with me if me go to war 

There’s this girl (this girl) 
The one and only wonder of this world (my world) 
And it don’t matter if the road gets rough 
If me rich or poor 
She stay down with me til me hit the floor 

I say she stay down with me if me go to war 
I say she stay down with me til me hit the floor

1 year ago

August 24, 2010
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Ambilis ng panahon. Lunes na naman! Magugulat ka na lang - Lunes na naman! Tapos isang tulugan lang - Lunes na naman!

Hataw! Good Morning! :)

1 year ago

August 16, 2010
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So dance, dance, dance like it’s the last, last, last night of your life.

This got me dancing at 5:45PM.

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Now that I have faster internet connection, double the speed, double the porn downloads. LOLjk

Oh good night to me! :)

1 year ago

August 10, 2010
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I’m not like most of the guys out there.

500daysofkissingmypillow:

I never let my cock think for myself.

(via thejerkwhoreads)

1 year ago

August 3, 2010
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If California girls are unforgettable, then Filipina Girls are worth dying for.

1 year ago

August 3, 2010