One hell of a ride.

Nov 11

I guess I would have to revive my Tumblr blogs.

Could this be a come back? Please tell me that my blog is worth reading. HAHA

NOT!

Oct 15

The Smoker and the Gentleman

A smoker was smoking at the airport.

The gentleman came and asked him: “How much do you smoke a day?”

The Smoker: “Why?”

Gentleman: “If you had collected the money instead of smoking, the plane which is in front of you, would have been yours!”

The Smoker: “Do you smoke?”

Gentleman: “NO!”

The Smoker: “Is that plane yours?”

Gentleman: “No.”

The Smoker: “Thanks for your advice, but that plane is mine.”

Lesson: Wala. Huwag ka lang epal.

I’m praying hard for iPhone

Hindi pa nagagawa ang tatalo sa iPhone. Period.

At ikaw naman, para kang iPhone, tunay na pa-hard to get.

Oct 14

Whenever I see your smiling face

I have to smile myself

because…

I love you.

I do Twitter. -

But please don’t follow me.

Oct 10

Someone must be giving my life a blowjob. It gets hard day by day.

Oct 04

Juma-jabawockeez.

Ang tunay na lalaki, matagal mag reply.

(Source: plaridel)

Sep 27

yourboytoi asked: Do you talk to yourself?

Oh yes I do.

A lot.

Aug 24

Aug 16

Ambilis ng panahon. Lunes na naman! Magugulat ka na lang - Lunes na naman! Tapos isang tulugan lang - Lunes na naman!

Hataw! Good Morning! :)

Aug 10

So dance, dance, dance like it’s the last, last, last night of your life.

This got me dancing at 5:45PM.

Now that I have faster internet connection, double the speed, double the porn downloads. LOLjk

Oh good night to me! :)

Aug 03

I’m not like most of the guys out there.

500daysofkissingmypillow:

I never let my cock think for myself.

(via thejerkwhoreads)