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The Smoker and the Gentleman

A smoker was smoking at the airport.

The gentleman came and asked him: “How much do you smoke a day?”

The Smoker: “Why?”

Gentleman: “If you had collected the money instead of smoking, the plane which is in front of you, would have been yours!”

The Smoker: “Do you smoke?”

Gentleman: “NO!”

The Smoker: “Is that plane yours?”

Gentleman: “No.”

The Smoker: “Thanks for your advice, but that plane is mine.”

Lesson: Wala. Huwag ka lang epal.

1 year ago

October 15, 2010